Actual email a friend of mine received and then forwarded to me:
My name is Shamus. My wife, Lacey, was in St. Paul in June. She is from Springfield Mo and is part of their slam poetry team. While there, I have reason to believe she participated in some sort of sexual activity while at a party of one of your team members. We are currently engaged in a divorce. I was hoping you might be able and willing to give me details of whatever she did at the party.
*names have been changed to protect the ridiculousness*
Funny text sent to me:
I just got my picture snapped unknowingly whilst peeing in Central Park @ a Black Crows free gig. Do u know what website I'll be able to find it on???
R U up for anything tonight or did the anal butt probe render you useless?
So sometime this week do u actually want to DO something & then get naked? Or just let me give you a bj and stick random things in your ass. Whatever works.
Re:-All of the above
Re:Re:-So I can stick a large zucchini up your ass?
ahhh yeeeah, maybe not...