International Canned Beer Month '08~Day 2!
Jack and Amanda's Elk Fest party was a blast. Favorite shit story of the evening goes to Matty for "Fleet Farm." I believe I heard it at least three times and it got better every telling. Favorite quote of the evening goes to one of Amanda's girlfriends whom I overheard say "I'm leaving. I really need some sex tonight and I gotta take a shit first." Second favorite quote of the evening goes to Peter for "Jack, have the meats been replenished?" Third favorite quote of the evening goes to Jack himself for "Hey dickheads, I said go the fuck inside!" Honorable mention favorite quote of the evening goes to me for "Dammit, the flash on this camera is washing out my tan." Best early pass-out of the evening goes to J-Sho for well, passing out early. Like 9:30 early. Favorite outfit of the evening goes to Jack again for Lt. Dangle. I'm skipping Days 3 through 7. I need a rest.