12/18/08

Dear BikeNewBlack, I guess the jokes on me

Dear BikeNewBlack,
I have a large collection of gay porn. Do you want to cum over and watch some with me?
-Ben

Dear Mr. Dover,
Clever choice of words. December doesn't look good. Let's schedule something for early next month.

Dear BikeNewBlack,
Do you collect anything?
-Curious Jorge

Dear George,
Besides gay porn, no.

Dear BikeNewBlack,
If you fall, I will catch you. I'll be waiting, time after time.
-Cyndi

Dear Ms. Lauper,
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me. Time after time.

Dear BikeNewBlack,
I'm a vampire. I want to suck your blood.
-Fang

Dear Fang,
Love the name. December doesn't look good. Let's schedule something for early next month.

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