I have a large collection of gay porn. Do you want to cum over and watch some with me?
Dear Mr. Dover,
Clever choice of words. December doesn't look good. Let's schedule something for early next month.
Do you collect anything?
Besides gay porn, no.
If you fall, I will catch you. I'll be waiting, time after time.
Dear Ms. Lauper,
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me. Time after time.
I'm a vampire. I want to suck your blood.
Love the name. December doesn't look good. Let's schedule something for early next month.