2/11/09

The Texas Tornado

So last night I saw a little of this show on MTV called Gs to Gents, where they take a bunch of wannabee gangstas with sob stories and turn them into gentleman and make them cry give them money and stuff. Most of it was garbage, except I found myself captivated by this one G named Riff Raff.

He's from Houston, TX and his rap name is The Texas Tornado. He lives in an apartment that is decorated like a nightclub, with neon lights and shit.

He can't really speak normal because he's trying to talk like he's black and he's got like a million dollars of ice in his mouth. He had this towel that he kept dabbing at his teeth with it to get all the saliva that is caused by having that much grill going on. Also, he has the only pair of Monopoly Reeboks ever made.

If you ask me, he's pretty much the coolest guy in the whole world.



...plus, he can dunk too! So you know he's like the best white rapper ever.



He's got at least 3 MySpace pages . Here's one of them.

10 comments:

  1. WOW I LOVE RIFF RAFF <3

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  2. Riff Raff is amazing.... Best Rapper Alive.

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  3. I AMMM SRRYY BT RIFF RAFF PLLZZZ MARRY NEE I WNA HAVV YOU BABIES HAHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU BOO!!!

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  4. just another wanna be nigger

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  5. who eva said hes da best rapper kill ur self now $__$

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  6. HEY CUZ'O HIT ME UP!!! GOTTA A STUDIO IN FLA AN WANNA SEE WHATS UP WITH GETTING U ON AFEW TRACK'S... GET AT ME(727) 768-1414 RICKYBOBBY

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  7. I THINK IM YOUNG JAWZ... SLIM SHADY//

    HAHA HE LOOK LIKE A MIX BETWEEN THE 2

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  8. Someone tell this guy he looks like a dumb azz. Woody Harrelson wanna be black nrapper. I ever see you im a knock your bitch azz out. Bet someone black would punk his azz quick. And your rap sux ur moms ballz.

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  9. fuck this wack ass fake punk bitch. this nigga softer than the work is

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  10. Nah those Monopoly Reebok's came out a while back - he's def. not the only person who owns them.

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