So last night I saw a little of this show on MTV called Gs to Gents, where they take a bunch of wannabee gangstas with sob stories and turn them into gentleman and make them cry give them money and stuff. Most of it was garbage, except I found myself captivated by this one G named Riff Raff.
He's from Houston, TX and his rap name is The Texas Tornado. He lives in an apartment that is decorated like a nightclub, with neon lights and shit.
He can't really speak normal because he's trying to talk like he's black and he's got like a million dollars of ice in his mouth. He had this towel that he kept dabbing at his teeth with it to get all the saliva that is caused by having that much grill going on. Also, he has the only pair of Monopoly Reeboks ever made.
If you ask me, he's pretty much the coolest guy in the whole world.
...plus, he can dunk too! So you know he's like the best white rapper ever.
He's got at least 3 MySpace pages . Here's one of them.