3/10/09

Dear BikeNewBlack, Job Interview

Dear BikeNewBlack,
You think you are clever. You are not.
-just a normal guy

Dear JANG,
Care to elaborate?
~BikeNewBlack

Dear BikeNewBlack,
Why, so you can post it on your blog? NOT clever.
-just a normal guy

Dear JANG,
Yeah, of course. Duh! After all, you did put DearBikeNewBlack in the subject line. Come on guy, give me something to work with here.
~BikeNewBlack

Dear BikeNewBlack,
Fuck off.
-just a normal guy

Dear JANG,
Duuuuuude, no need to get all aggro. You sorta made me feel bad when you said I'm not clever; that's all. It's not super painful but it does sting a little; and mostly, I just want to know what you're referencing. All I'm asking for is one example...or, you know, as many as you'd like. Please?
~BikeNewBlack

Dear BikeNewBlack,
Basically your post from today about celebrity look-a-likes was not as clever as I know you intended it to be. While I'm at it, I'll point out that your post about not wearing brown is between two posts in which there are photos of you wearing brown. I think you are trying too hard sometimes.
-just a normal guy

Dear JANG,
Dang man, you're on to me. Just one last thing: Do you have a question or need some advice or anything? You can continue to be insulting if you like, but do it in the form of a question please.
Thanks,
~BikeNewBlack

Dear BikeNewBlack,
You are ridiculous! Ok, how's this for you, "Can you give me some tips or some general rules to follow so that I can look just like you?!" Sound familiar?
-just a regular guy...............aka SWM!

Dear Single White Male,
Touche', you bastard, TOU-FUCKING-CHE'! My friend, this job is yours if you want it.

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