To: bikenewblack (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Mar 24, 2009 12:31 PM
how do i get the internet fired up?
Mar 24, 2009 2:33 PM
RE: how do i get the internet fired up?
Body:Its easy; just post something on MySpace like "Anyone that uses Facebook is super gay." See how you did that? You just insinuated that being gay is bad thing-which, I might add, IS NOT TRUE. More likely though, the part that will actually make people mad is that you insulted their Facebook usage-which, I might add, makes them even gayer...if being gay were a bad thing-which, I might add, again, IS NOT TRUE. So, to summarize: gay+Facebook=Internet mad. Good luck.
ps-Of course the fatal flaw in this plan, is that nobody uses MySpace anymore...cause they are all a bunch of Facebook-using homos!
pps-KIDDING! See how I did that though?