So there he was again this morning. On his porch. Same dude as before. Just talking on his phone this time. Not smiling and flashing me. I won't lie, I was a little dissapointed. Maybe he's just known as that guy around the neighborhood. Like "Oh that guy? He's harmless. I mean, yeah, sometimes he shows his extremely large cock & balls to dudes in the bike lane. But what's the big deal?"