6/1/09

nothing worth writing is worth reading in blood

...Overheard: "I hate when you ruin things with a fart." -the gf...

...Overheard: The actual fart referenced in the comment above, delivered by yours truly, in the middle of a conversation about "our feelings."...

...Text message: "Never underestimate the power of the fart as a rhetorical device." -Matt, in reply to my text, in which I included all of the above information...

...Overheard: "A fart is a shot to the heart of any serious conversation." -Matt, continuing the discussion, this time in person, amongst a circle of like-minded folk...

...Overheard: "I have a niece now. I can't be going to prison." -Cold K...

...Overheard: "Kings of Leon are the Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet band of your generation."...

...Text message: "Corbett is in the middle of eating a 5lb burrito in Anaheim." -Dan...

...Text message: "10 bites left. it was the size of loaf of bread." -Dan...

...Text message: "Corbett hit the wall." -Rafe...

...Text message: "It's done. Headed to the swap meet." -Dan...

...Text message: "Ahhh ummm...like where is he going to poop?" -me...

...Overheard: "It seems like the ultimate hipster move is to have a hot Asian hipster girlfriend."...

...Overheard: "Are you saying you want to break up with me?" -the gf...

...Overheard: "No, but sometimes I wish you were Asian."...

...Naturally was awesome. So were the Skitkids. Victims tonight. Pics of everything will be up tomorrow...

...In other news...

8 comments:

  1. I'm pretty sure if it is actually said to you it's not called "overheard." Jusayin.

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  2. WELL AS I ALL WAYS SAY IF THIER IS BLOOD ON THE FIELD THAN PLAY WITH THERE BALLS OR IS IT GRASS. WELL I GUESS I DO NOT NO ANY WAYS.

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  3. Graffitti is a crime. I've got something to tell you about your pal Cold K. (I emailed you.)

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  4. yeah its just called heard...if its said to you.

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  5. talks about "our feelings" is why I don't date...just knowing other people have those talks makes me uncomfortable.

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  6. Ruining things with a killer brownie fart is even worse.

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  7. Shit, forgot to add this to my other comment. Was Rafe there for the eating of the 5 lb. burrito, or is he just jealous that his favorite meal is so small in comparison where he lives?

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  8. Yes, Rafe was with Dan. They met up in Cali last weekend. Rafe does love a burrito.

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