7/11/09

Dear BikeNewBlack, Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty.



Thur, Jul 9, 2009, 1:41 PM to: bnb@hotdogdayz.com from:
subject: Dear BNB

Dear BikeNewBlack,
How could you just ignore Michael Jackson's death like that?
-Janet

Fri, Jul 10, 2009, 3:27 PM to: from: bnb@hotdogdayz.com
subject: RE: Dear BNB

Dear Janet,
Who do you think you are, his sister?
-BNB

Fri, Jul 10, 2009, 4:59 PM to: from: bnb@hotdogdayz.com
subject: RE: Dear BNB

Dear Janet,
Hey, I was just kidding. I mean unless, like, you are. Are you? Get at me.
-BNB

Sat, Jul 11, 2009, 10:08 AM to: from: bnb@hotdogdayz.com
subject: RE: Dear BNB

Dear Janet,
I guess you're probably busy, considering everything that you and your family have been through lately. Anyway, I just wanted to say what a huge fan I am. I had posters of you plastered all over my bedroom wall when I was in high school. And I loved the video for Love Will Never Do Without You! Especially the cleavage. I still have a tee shirt with the topless image of you from the Rolling Stone Magazine cover on it. I always imagined myself as the lucky guy that got to cup your breasts like that. Well anyway, If you and JD every get divorced, please don't hesitate to contact me again. My gf would probably give me a free pass on that one...

ps-Oh, and sorry about not mentioning anything about your brother. I figured all the jokes had already been told.

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 11:49 AM to: bnb@hotdogdayz.com from:
subject: RE: RE: Dear BNB

Get the fuck over your self already, asshole.

2 comments:

  1. izzinit it really nice in 'sota right now? go outside loser.

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  2. person you met yesterdayJuly 14, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    I love how people email you and then get really pissed when you try to follow up with them.

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