8/18/09

Reader Submitted Content: Super Ghetto Hot Dog Stand

Outside of Cub Foods, Brooklyn Center, MN. Fri, Aug 14th.

I got out of my car and they started yelling at me. "I know you want a hot dog. Come over here and get yo-self a hot dog and a pop. I know you want a hot dog." I wanted one too, so that was odd, but not from this place. You could smell the shriveled, over cooked dinks on the grill. Too bad because it was 1:30 and I hadn't had lunch. I skipped it. I'm going to stop at McDonald's Meats on the way up to Bemidji. That's a Mutha-Fuckn' Pimped Meat Stand! I'm rolling now. I'll snag a pic if they're serving dogs. To be continued...

-Captain Hustle

4 comments:

  1. Ahhh okay? I won't hold my breath...

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  2. Ghetto ya say? Racist much? Also poorly written. Aside from the title there is really nothing to draw the audience in. IOW Lame.

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  3. So like was McDonald's better or what?

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  4. Wow this is what I'm missing by not living in the midwest? Yikes! Coney Islands are the best.

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