Punk is such a young man's game dontchathink? How do you keep up?
-Old Fake Punk
Last Saturday night I was at a bar wondering if my homie LG was going to show up. I knew he would dig the bands but I also knew he could potentially be too drunk to make it because he had been drinking since earlier that day (at his comic book release party.) Exactly one minute after I texted him, he walked in...
I was like "Oh, I just texted you."
And he was like "Oh, I don't get texts anymore."
And I was like "Bummer dude, because that was like an epic fucking text."
I'm at the Hex.
Lots of beards.
I'm over it.
The beards, that is.
To the Hex, that is.
So anyway, what was that you were saying? Oh yeah, punk, right. Uhmmm, yeah, it's totally for the young dudes.