10/13/09

ADD Much?

...Ever since I wrote about Juggalos, they have been stalking me. They're in my neighborhood all the time now. I know they are just waiting for the right time to jump me. I step outside my house, and they're sitting at the bus stop. I go to the Rail Station, and they're sitting at the bar. I go to Target, and they're buying frozen pizzas and Twinkies. I go to get meth from my dealer, and they ARE my dealer. Kidding! Sorry, I couldn't resist myself on that one...

...I went to Chicago last weekend. It looked like this...



...this...



...and this...



...More on that in a later post...

...Man, I like totally missed the boat on Cougars...

...More on that in a later post...

...The gf says the Juggalos are only in the neighborhood because the corner store down the block sells Faygo. But I'm pretty sure they want to jump me...

...And to think, I was worried about a different gang...

...No, seriously though, Juggalos, I'd like to call a truce. After all, who cares what I say? I'm just a 30-something dude, talking shit on the Internet. And besides, you called me a major douche bag. (Thanks, Google Analytics.) So we are even now, right? Please don't jump me...

...Saying Really?! all the time epically fails so hard that it's the new Epic Fail. And I'm so sick of people saying Epic Fail that I want to say Really?! every time I hear someone say it. And I fucking hate Really?!..

...In other other news...

9 comments:

  1. you must be watching too much CW or Glee or something. I'm not hearing the same thing. this was an epic fail!

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  2. wtf is glee? ps, anonymous9:41 and amy p are the same person.

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  3. Haha funny! Welcome back. I agree with Anonymous up there^, first two comments are from the same person. Nice of them to drive up BNB's comment count though. Good start!

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  4. Weren't you using the word "epic" to describe a text message not too long ago?

    http://www.hotdogdayz.com/2009/09/dear-bikenewblack.html

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  5. poor fashion choiceOctober 14, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    watz with da yelloh bandanna? srsly? failz.

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  6. Amy Poehler (the unoriginal)October 14, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    LOL @ ^^

    I think the more important question here is, WTF is a Juggalo?

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  7. shitcocks brother.

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