Dear BikeNewBlack, Less Rock; More Talk

Dear BikeNewBlack,
Seriously, enough with all the photos. If you can't tell by the lack of comments, we actually prefer when you write something. Posting a million pictures is what Facebook is for. At the very least, intersperse some words with the photos so we know what's going on. For instance, who's the hot dude in the wet suit? (OMG, yum!) People get on you for some of the stuff you write, but it's easy to tell, your words are more well received than your images. Smart bloggers recognize their strengths and we know you're not dumb.
Forever Yours,
-Coors Light

Dear CL,
DUDE! Not only have I been suffering from Blogger's Block lately, but, uhmmm, hello, I've been like, on total vacation. You know, playing in the ocean, cycling the boardwalk, overindulging on grilled meats and drinking lots of you. I mean, Jesus, haven't you seen the pics? Like, duh. Come on, dude.

However, I do appreciate your compliments (??) and I promise, once I get done doing that thing that I'm doing right now, I'll get around to that post about how I totally missed the boat on Cougars. In the meantime, expect more pics...
Eternally Yours,

ps-hot dude in wet suit is this guy.


  1. Coors Light (the original)October 30, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    ^not me.

  2. I was thinking the same thing as CL. But then I was like, Oh wait, I hate when BNB writes too.

  3. at first i thought this was a fake but then i realized bnb cant possibly think hes a good writer. just read his reply. thats all the proof youll need.

  4. Oh come on. He's just getting into character, because, he's like, so, in California and stuff. LOL.

    I agree with CL, comments have been down ever since the pics started taking over this site. But it could also be because KANYE WEST came in here and dealt a final blow a few posts back.