12/9/09

"Crazy Ambien Sex"? Dear Tiger, WTF?

And another thing about Tiger Woods...

Can someone please tell me what the hell an Ambien sex party is? If it's anything like a booze and weed sex party, then I already know. Or at least I kind of remember. I know it involves possibly non-consensual intercourse on a dirty mattress in a basement of a house party in Bemidji, MN, circa 1998. No, I'm not making light of sexual assault. I was the victim... If that's what happened. It’s still a little foggy. That's why I said possibly. Either way, I was definitely the victim.  Anyway, Tiger, is that at all similar to an Ambien sex party?


14 comments:

  1. You're killing it lately. What? I mean this totally sucks.

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  2. i'm partial to cocaine and mushroom sex parties. but then again im in my twenties now instead of the 90s.

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  3. Cocaine makes your dick shrink and mushrooms wreck your concentration. Your sex parties must suck.

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  4. what was the dude's name that raped you?

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  5. you're not a righter!

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  6. I make my own toothpaste and grow my own sprouts.

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  7. 9-11 was an inside job. Obama is anti-American.

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  8. I'm seriously considering going vegan.

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  9. Why can't people just enjoy raw fruits and vegetables? Why must everything be covered in deepfry and ranch dressing?

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  10. Cab companies are the reason the buses don't run past midnight. Jesse Ventura killed education.

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  11. are you on Twitter Indian Joe? I want in.

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  12. Twitter is another term for Big Brother.

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  13. i canz paly this game 2!

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