Recently a few friends have emailed me saying stuff like "Dude, I'm sure you're loving this." and the 'this' is a link to MTV's new reality show The Jersey Shore. Inevitably they end up disappointed when I tell them that I am not in fact loving The Jersey Shore because I am not in fact watching The Jersey Shore. I understand where my friends are coming from though. After all, I was going crazy about this when it came out; emailing it to everyone I knew. I even puckered my lips and pushed my chin out for pictures like a guido. But that was nearly two years ago. I'm over it now. And technically, I never loved guidos; I loved to hate guidos. Also, as of this summer, I have officially given up trashy reality television. As you know, I, for the most part, hate celebrities. Especially celebrealities. (It's about 90% because of the sheer fact that they are celebrities and 10% because of jealousy. [If only they would have done The Real World-Minneapolis. I coulda been a contenda!]) Therefore it makes total sense that I should also hate aspiring celebrities like the guidos on The Jersey Shore. The problem with this is I'm all out of hate. Or rather, I'm out of the energy it takes to love hating these people. When it comes The Jersey Shore, I'm an emotionless, unaffected, cold-hearted whatever of nothingness. So as far as me watching the this show or any other trashy reality tv show goes...fugetaboutit.
ps-I'm sorry if the title mislead anyone into thinking this was going to be about my New Jersey Celebrity Cruise trip.