12/17/09

Product Approval or the Lack Thereof...and Urine or the Lack Thereof

I do not approve of the product that exploded, causing its contents to spray all over my crotch, making it look as though I pissed myself.


I do however approve of said contents of said expolded product that made said crotch look like it pissed itself.



Also, I approve of The Onion, not as quality reading material (it insists upon itself) but rather as an acceptable seat cushion for soaking up said contents of said exploded product that makes said crotch look like it pissed itself.


5 comments:

  1. if someone says, "I didn't piss myself", it means they did. try a paper cup instead of that ceramic look alike.

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  2. It does more damage to the ozone to recycle paper coffee cups than it does to torch them in a back yard burn barrel. Al "the Green Whore" Gore would have you believe otherwise. Little known fact: Al's wife Tipper is one of three owners of the company that makes Not A Paper Cup.

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  3. the onion truly is horrible. headlines are funny but the writing, especially in the av club, is horrendous and often times incorrect.

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  4. i mean the information is incorrect.

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  5. btw anonymous 10:14 is bnb. you can tell by the excessive coma usage.

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