6/25/09

it says jesus

...Loren (LG) Green told me about this sign...



...As I took the picture I thought to myself, "Is this to pedophiles what shoes hanging over a telephone wire are to drug dealers?" Think about it...

...Overheard on the bus:
"How your boos doin'? They bangin'?"
"No, they aint gang-bangin'."
"Yeah but are they bangin'?"
"Oooh, yeah. The youngest one is always shootin' at people already."
"That's why I'm glad I got girls. Males is different; the streets is always callin' them."...

...As promised, I wrote restaurant reviews from my trip to the edge of the wilderness...

...In other news...

6/22/09

Fisher '09~Da Reunion

It's a Huskies-Beavers-Lynch Mob-4B kind of thing. This time with more crow's feet and Canadian jokes.

Ten feet away from the campfire= Canadian Bathroom ("Eleven if its a deuce.")

Doritos= Canadian Toothpaste

Jeans, a denim shirt and a jean jacket= Canadian Tuxedo

A blue tarp with a hole in it= Canadian Prom Dress ("No, the hole isn't for the head.")

Bigfork, MN~6/19-21/09










6/17/09

if you insist

...I mentioned before that it may or may not be the Summer of Hate. After giving it some thought Ive come to the decision: Sure, why not?...

...It's funny: Crocodiles and bands of similar ilk (No Age, Wavves, etc.) are the kind of stuff old guys like me have been paying attention to over the last couple years. We're afraid of losing our edge, and when the new/next punk rock is found, we can say we were there...

...Ya know what; never mind. Disregard what I just said. I just took a walk to the corner store with my iPod on and it occurred to me: Dirty, Goo, Locust Abortion Technician, Loveless. The jeans are just tighter these days...

...Speaking of the new punk rock and tight jeans: Jerkin' is like the best thing eva! It's like being on a heavy dose of chondroitin and glucosamine while playing hacky sack without a hacky sack. Get it?...

...I found some women's shoes on the way into work today. There is probably a reason they were left behind. And that reason is called: Ugly!...

...I'm going camping in the edge of the wilderness this weekend...

...Also, I'm going to eat pizza at the Palace and breakfast at the Huskie Cafe. Afterwards, both of these places will have reviews submitted to Google Maps by yours truly...

...In other news...

6/16/09

in the beginning there is everything but hate

...On Thursday, months of me (aka Too Long) trolling Blognigger finally paid off: EXT...

...On Friday the gf had an accident in the kitchen: Bing, Bang, Boom...

...On Saturday, I rode to many places. One of them was the Oak Street Cinema for this:



...Did I mention I got cycling spandex?...

...In other news...