Okay, so I like totally lied to you. I like so watch the Jersey Shore.

Okay, I know I totally deserve the late-slip on this but how could I not watch this show? My brother told me about how there is a lot of "fist-pumping" and how they like to "beat up the beat."  Also, there is a girl named Jenni who wears either sweatpants or barely anything at all and spells wow with an extra w, an orange cake-n-bake female midget that likes to get punched in the face by dudes, a guy with the typical Jersey Guido blowout, and a dude that refers to both himself and his ripped abs as The Situation.  Plus, they openly endorse juicing.  (That's Guido-speak for 'taking steroids.')  Did I mention the fist-pumping?  So, I ask you again...how could I not watch this show?! 

As an aside note, fat guys like me don't really have abs, so I've been referring to my penis as The Situation.  Well, not so much my penis, but rather, the skinny jean-induced hernia next to my penis.  Now that's a situation.


  1. this is some funny rap musicJanuary 7, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    dude gross.

  2. this is some funny rap musicJanuary 7, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    btw thanks for the no heads up on the nsfw.

  3. @tisfrm what is nsfw? pbr me asap!

  4. this is some funny rap musicJanuary 8, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    @ normal dude. not safe for work.