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Dear BNB, Almost Famous

Dear BNB,
I believe it was you I was standing in front of at the Song Of Zarathustra show. Did I seriously here you saying to a glossy-eyed twenty something girl "You probably recognize me because I'm semi-famous around here."? Unbelievable! Did it work?
-Johnny P

Dear JP,
Yeah, that was, in fact, me! However, Mr. P., the "glossy-eyed twenty something" you're referring to is actually an acquaintance of mine. What you were overhearing, or perhaps more appropriately--eavesdropping in on, was a veritable joke-around. Maybe you didn't hear (not "here," btw) her sarcastic follow-up, "Oooh, it must be sooo hard for you; you probably can't go eiahnnnywhere in this town." So Johnny, I hate to kill your buzz but no, it didn't "work." But, dang, I must be semi-famous after all; I mean, you recognized me, now didn't you.
Love,
-BNB

6 comments:

  1. i so want to skype with you bnb. do you skype?

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  2. Skype is cool. Chatroulette.com is creepier. go try it!

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  3. Dear BNB,
    "Srsly," what makes you so fucking relevant?
    Love,
    -Johnny P.

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  4. Dear Johnny P,
    Nothing really. I'm just milking my semi-famousness for all it's worth. And I have you to thank for that!
    Love,
    -BNB

    ps-Hey JP, sorry if I came of too harsh. Perhaps I misunderstood the original tone of your email. Either way, we're just playin' around here, right? Good times!

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  5. Yep, we're all goooood!

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