3/12/10

I Found A Vagina (NSFW-ish)

"Is that a pussy?"

The pussy in question was unlike any coin purse I'd ever had the displeasure of encountering. And I've seen enough beef curtain in my day that, could you learn gynecology by way of osmosis, you'd be calling me Doctor. Yes, this hatchet wound was different. It wasn't so much it's soiled and dejected appearance or the malodorous emissions befouling my nostrils that seemed out of the ordinary (that's normal, right?) but rather the way in which this particular meat wallet was displayed; bare, vulnerable...detached. On an icy sidewalk, in the middle of a Minnesota winter, no less. Srsly, wtf?

Here, see for yourself. Go ahead, take a closer look. Pretty fucked up, amirite?

Subsequently, the question must be asked: "How the fuck did that pussy get there?" I do believe Eddie Murphy has the answer...


5 comments:

  1. that sidewalk doesnt look icy.

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  2. You are one clever sob!

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  3. Eddie Murphy's outfitMarch 12, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    LOL @ "meat wallet" and "hatchet wound."

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  4. Dude, get a freelance writing job or something. Nobody should be winding words that tightly without getting paid for it. Fuckin' funny!

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  5. Vivian! I'm DRUNK!

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