4/6/10

Jesse James is the Tiger Woods of white people

And I thought Tiger Woods was a Nazi. Sheesh.

My sources (the internets [“Not a typo, Freshman Comp”]) tell me that everyone’s fav biker slut slash mediocre actress has the feminists in an uproar because she has yet to file for divorce.

My sources also say there is at least one, if not several, sex vids featuring Double J and maybe even Sorry Sandy herself, Hittin’ it Hitler Style©; and because of said vids, she won’t dump the dude, for fear that he will expose her as a Nazi Pound Rag©.



Of course she says there are no sex tapes and he says he’s not a Nazi.

(Dude claims he got “The Hat” as a gag gift from a Jew and that he’s even vacationed on a kibbutz, which, if you ask me, is the new “I have a black friend.”)

Who cares? I mean it’s going to be hard to top the sex scene from American History X, amirite? (Mmmm, Fairuza Balk.)

And Feminists, please calm down! Considering your nickname is FemiNazi, certainly you can see the irony in being pissed off about this.

I think the more important issue here is:

Is there already a band called Nazi Sex Party©?

Making White Power Whoopee©, no?

How about Hard-Ons for Hitler©?

Or Sig Heil Sex Tape©?

Okay, well then you heard it here first.

13 comments:

  1. Your sources are wrong

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  2. "Pound Rag", that's hot !©

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  3. broken knee=sick leaveApril 6, 2010 at 7:14 PM

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  4. thanks for shouting out my comment from yesterday. where is freshman comp these days? she must be pissed nothing to correct haha.

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  5. Oh we are deleting comments now?

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  6. the band names are hilarious!

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  7. just one more thing, J. Sho 8:41 and bk=sl are the same person.

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  8. this is some funny rap musicApril 7, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    i cant not figure out why sumone wood leaf a comment and then prosead to check back multiple times a day to see if anyone has responded. stop with the name steeling two its over.

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  9. this is some funny rap musicApril 7, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    oh culombo your such a geneius how did you ever figer that one out?

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  10. More hollywood douch bags, what a suprise. Why do these idiots continue to get married?

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  11. this is some funny rap musicApril 7, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    Talk about name stealing. None of those up there are me.

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