5/11/10

Dear BNB, Gluteus Racistus Maximus



Dear BNB,
Why do black dudes always feel the need to say something to me when they pass me on the street? I asked a friend and he said it was because I am a cute white girl with a big ass. Fair enough, I suppose, but why is it always black dudes and never white dudes or Asian dudes or Mexican dudes? Is it a cultural thing? Do I just not understand black culture? Am I racist?
-Little White Girl

Dear LWG,
For the record, I’m like so totally not racist that I just read this as dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes and dudes.

LWG, you seem to have more of a grasp on “black culture” than you think, as evidenced by the fact that you referred to yourself as a 'Little White Girl.' And just because you recognize racial stereotypes doesn’t mean you’re a racist. It just means that you’re aware of the differences in, well, culture. Just ask your friend. You know: the one that said that black guys holler at you because you’re a “cute white girl with a big ass.” I mean, that is a fairly common stereotype. As long as you’re not letting stereotypes affect your judgment (AKA prejudice), you’re in no real danger of being a racist. (And don’t let some uptight, guilt-ridden, uneducated fool tell you otherwise.)

Truthfully, a guy’s attractiveness to cute girls with big asses knows no racial boundaries.

Maybe the guys you’re passing on the street—that just so happen to be black—are taking a more direct approach than you’re familiar with. Because really, whether it’s a black guy asking when you’re going to let him hit it or white guy telling you that he likes your sweater, they’re essentially saying the same thing: “I’d like for us to make some sort of arrangement that would result in me fucking you. Preferably from behind, because I think you have a gorgeous butt.”

Trust me, it’s not a race thing; it’s a dudes thing.
Love,
-BNB

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous RacistMay 11, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    i see what you did there.

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  2. this is some funny rap musicMay 11, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    LOL @ ".....attractiveness to cute girls with big asses knows no racial boundaries."

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  3. You didn't crop the flip flops off that chick in the photo?

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  4. NO, its a black thing. FOR SURE. Mexicans always whistle. Not sure about Asians though. I think they just kartae kick at you.

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  5. I would like to suggest that LWG send in a picture of herself or her butt so that we can make a fair assessment of the situation.

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  6. Holla not HollerMay 11, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    @LWG your fat ass cheeks provide more surface area for our above average, black penises. not a race thing, it just feels better.

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  7. Holla not HollerMay 11, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    "not a race thing" meaning; black, white, yellow, red. I just want to tap some fat ass.

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  8. You call yourself an ass man...May 11, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Why did you choose such a small ass for the pic when you could have used something like this or this

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  9. @You call yourself...May 12, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    Michael K has more ghostwriters than BNB.

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  10. Wow lynx to dlisted. Does anyone even look at that sight nemore?

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  11. this is some funny rap musicMay 12, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    I used to look at D-Listed up until a few months ago when it became pretty apparent that he wasnt the one posting anymore.

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  12. No, they like you because you will do their laundry, iron their extra large white tees and buy them menthols. Your big ass is just a bonus.

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  13. asians dont like large butts because there dicks are so small so thats why they dont holla at you.

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  14. Hit it, tap it, slap it. Yeah baby.

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  15. Haha Michael K used to be funny when he wrote his own stuff.

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