"You know how people always talk about shedding their winter weight? That's bullshit. If you enjoy having fun; losing weight in the spring and summer is impossible, what with the beer drinking and BBQ and all."
"If you're staying in shape during these upcoming months; congratulations, you've invented a way to have a really bad time in really great weather."
(Pics by J-Sho)
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