5/21/10

Totes Quotes 5/21/10

After my friend Cy and I exchanged our customary greeting--the Stinger (AKA a really hard high five)--he commenced with the single most awesome sentence ever composed in the entire history of sentences...

"Dude, sweet, bro."
-Cyrus the Potter


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4 comments:

  1. this is some funny rap musicMay 21, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    I got one for ya. "Whithout history there is no future."-Anonymous

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  2. @this is some...

    *without

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  3. Hey Anders, tell us, what does BNB's jock taste like?

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  4. Fucko, just FuckoMay 21, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    "James Franco, weirdest fuckin' dude on the planet, is next going to star in the new Planet of the Apes movie, Rise of the Apes. He'll play a doctor who thinks he's cured Old Timer's disease so he tests his magic formula on common monkeys and then they all turn into Dr. Zaius. (Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius / Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius / Ohhh Dr. Zaius. I love the legitimate theater.) After that, Franco will play a 16th century courtesan to Oliver Platt's wicked governor in a film called The Courtesan's Curtain, directed by Dr. Zaius. Because why not."

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