Totes Quotes 6/2/10

"If a married person tells you how happy they are, tell them you're nominating them for an Oscar. The only reason people act like they are happily married is because they don't want to look like a fool for making the biggest mistake of their life."
-Regretful Bride

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  1. this is some funny rap musicJune 2, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    I'd say this is true 99.9999999999999 percent of the time.