Dear BNB, Where are you???

Apparently BNB has writer's block. Like you, we're getting sick of all the Franco, Just Franco shit and graffiti pics. Something to read would be nice for a change, huh? Help us all out and send a question to Dear BNB at bnb@hotdogdayz.com. Or, if you think you have what it takes, send something Reader Submitted to the same address. Do it, and for God's sake, do it now.

You know, just the other day he told me the people at his work call him the King of Cardigans. Seriously? What an ass.