Tom Waits is the worst. Amirite or amirite?
-Christian Lyter (AKA Anonymous)
Huh, random. I don't really care for Tom Wait's music either. Otherwise, aside from the cigarettes, he seems like a fairly decent guy. I would argue that it's not Tom Waits, but rather his fans that are the worst. Seriously, they are like so totes redic. Saying you like Tom Waits is like saying you hate music. And I've never seen a more poorly dressed bunch. Which seems strange, since dude's got personal style dialed. I mean even hippies have a look they are going for, but TW fans just wear whatever. They haven't gotten a new piece of clothing since, like, the mid-90s, let alone washed the ones they own. And holy crap, talk about dandruff. Their shoulders look like cocaine got in a fight with a fast food salt packet on Christmas. And what makes TW fans even more comical is that it's not like anybody really likes Tom Waits. In fact, nobody really likes Tom Waits. It's just something normies say to sound like they are down. Like, somehow listening to the same pretentious masturbatory song for the last four decades makes you cool. Please. You don't like Tom Waits; you're just trying to cover up the fact that you haven't been to a laundromat in ten years.
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