9/15/10

Dear BNB, Lick It Up?



Dear BNB,
I think my boyfriend watches too much porn. I'm okay with him telling me his fantasies, but when they involve him fucking my sister and having me lick up the mess, I get a little creeped out. Is there anything I can do to get him to act more normal or am I just stuck with a disgusting pervert of a boyfriend?
- Get a Rag Already Perve, EW!


Dear GRAPE,
Show me a man that doesn't watch too much porn and I'll show you a liar or my step-father. Srsly, he's such a great guy, the dude doesn't do anything that could be seen as potentially harmful to someone else. The only time he's ever seen porn was when he found my brother and I's stash and hung it up on the kitchen fridge to teach us a lesson. Anyhoudini, it's completely natural for a man to want to bang his gf's sister. (Or her mom, for that matter, provided she's hot.) It's just one of those weird sexual conquest/taboo/compare & contrast thingys that make men both awesome and deplorable at the same time. As for him wanting you to gobble the leftovers, you shouldn't be a little creeped out, you should be A LOT creeped out. Although "normal" can mean one thing to you and something completely different to someone else, I think we can all agree that, conventionally speaking, that is not normal. Don't even bother trying to get this guy to act different. Nobody is ever "stuck" with someone in this day and age. That's just an excuse housewives used when they didn't want to get a job and support themselves. You should never, ever, ever have to deal with anything that makes you uncomfortable. So like, duh, dump the dude ASAP. Let him try his hand at finding someone that's into his shit, and eventually you'll find somebody that works for you.
-BNB
(AKA King of Cardigans)

Send your burning questions or questions about your burning to Dear BNB at bnb@hotdogdayz.com

9 comments:

  1. Hidden under all the usual bullshit is some great advice here: if you're in a bad situation, get out. Well played, Mr. BNB.

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  2. if he has a brother or a good lookng dad you should fuck him instead and say lick that up

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  3. Anders is the worst.

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  4. LOL@hanging porn on the fridge.

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  5. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL)September 15, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    WELL I HOPE YEW ARE HAPPY THAT YOU JUST TOLD YOU'RE GIRLFIEND THAT YOU WANT TWO MAKE FUCK WITH HER SISTER. SHEEZ KNOT GOING TWO BEE VERY HAPPY IS MY GUESS.

    WELL ANY WAYS ANY WAY YEW LOOK AT IT THIS IS NOT THAT BAD OF ADD VICE. MOST LIBERALS MEDIA WOOD BE AFRAID TO TWO ANSWER A QUESTION LIKE THIS ONE BUTT LIKE I ALL WAYS SAY BNB WILL JUMP AT ANY CHANCE TWO SHOW OFF HIS PORE WRITING SKILSS.

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  6. Random?^^

    Dear BNB,
    When is Nathen going to write the next episode of Life Changers?
    MMKTHX,
    -Anonymous

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  7. 1.driving a car is potentially dangerous to other people. i bet he drives a car. just saying.

    2.thing that makes anders so unlikable is his blatant asskissng of hdd.

    3.i would have just told her to stop being such a fag.

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  8. and anders screen name doesnt help him much either. just saying.

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