Most of the totally quoatables I get from TDH arrive via text message; and more often than not, in the middle of the night, without any form of context. Which always makes for a good laugh, as I imagine the situation he has just gotten himself into or out of. As I'm laying there next to my gf at 4am on school night, he's out there keeping the dream alive.
"Old broads...they're the best."
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