7/30/10

Casual Fridays: Makin' Face$







Totes Quotes 7/30/10

"Fuck the bar. I need to go to the house that has the wake-up powder."
-Sioux City random



-Doomgoblin
I'm Faster Than My Shadow

Send your overheards, mini-musings, tidbits of advice, funny text messages/emails, etc. to Totes Quotes at bnb@hotdogdayz.com

7/29/10

Greenway Art

Don't know who's responsible for these but they've been up since this spring and surprisingly nobody has fucked with them yet. Which is both respectful/cool and contrary to our recently stated feelings about art.











7/28/10

Dear BNB, Where are you???

Apparently BNB has writer's block. Like you, we're getting sick of all the Franco, Just Franco shit and graffiti pics. Something to read would be nice for a change, huh? Help us all out and send a question to Dear BNB at bnb@hotdogdayz.com. Or, if you think you have what it takes, send something Reader Submitted to the same address. Do it, and for God's sake, do it now.

You know, just the other day he told me the people at his work call him the King of Cardigans. Seriously? What an ass.

one man's ru$t is another man's bathtub crank









7/27/10

Totes Quotes 7/27/10

Got a late-night text from TDH over the weekend. A little on the cryptic side, but I can still guess what he was up to...no good:

"Thank god it was totally dark in that room."
-The Darkhorse

de$truction, terror and mayhem*















*LL Cool J

7/26/10

Contents of My Purse, Post-Iowa

Our girl Doomy is contributing enough stuff that we're not titling it Reader Submitted anymore. She's pretty much a member of the team at this point. Well anyway, this time she took the advice of something an anonymous internet commenter said about not feeling pressure "to write to lowbrow humor or ironic sexism to impress us"...and still ended up impressing us.

This is meant to be an homage to a spoken word cassette tape my friend Levi gave me in maybe 2002. I can't remember the girl's name nor can I find the tape. She was all punk rock and told stories about being a punk in 70s and 80s New York or LA. It was pretty cool. She had some weird name like Patience or Melody or something...

Contents of My Purse, Post-Iowa

Wallet containing six dollars and some odd change.
Cell phone, mostly dead.
Half a pack of camel light.
Black Bic pen.
Burt's Bees beeswax lip balm.
Toffifay candy, one left.
Toothbrush and toothpaste.
Burned copy of "Egowar" by Audio Bullys and "Attention" by Les Maledictus Sound
Roll of quarters.
A set of size 3 double point knitting needles.
One white lighter.
Two bottle caps
A toothpick.

UPDATE: Whoa, no idea how I remembered this, but the tape was Ruined by Pleasant Gehman!

-Doomgoblin
I'm Faster Than My Shadow

Blew Monday: Travel$





top: Icicle River, Leavanworth, WA. bottom: Hwy 61, Two Harbors, MN.

7/25/10

Weekly Top Ten 7/19-25/10

Lunch @the Mpls Farmer's Market
Roasted corn, loaded brat and lemonade.

Free Amstel Light @The Cabooze, Mpls, MN
Thanks for the +1, Doomy.

Salted Caramel ice cream @Izzy's Ice Cream, St.Pl, MN
For best results, pair it with a scoop of something sweet.

hotdog-eating carp.
Oh, they're real. They're very real. Lake Calhoun, Mpls, MN

The Miz
The Miz's Money In The Bank cash-in tease on Raw was the first time we've marked out in a long time.

Wiretapping Graff Radio Podcast
Insightful interviews with various graff writers from around the country. Since '08.

Chikara Podcast-A-Go-Go
A weekly look into the wacky lucha world of Philly based Chikara Pro.

Work Of Art on Bravo
We find this very entertaining.

Screeching Weasel live @The Triple Rock Social Club, Mpls, MN
90's throwback pop-punk concert of the year. We sang along to every word. And thankfully, only a few cargo shorts in the crowd.

New human on the scene
Welcome to the world, Handsome Henry.

7/23/10

my brain hurts today*

I'm going to break kayfabe here. In real life I'm a pretty nice guy. And I'm not a huge fan of real life violence. I like my shit in a contained sport environment like pro wrestling or MMA. BUT. Should you think it's a good idea to try to push and/or grab me off of my bike when I'm peacefully minding my own business, just pedaling along: well then, I'll do my best to fuck you up. And then after I cracked you in your jaw and you're snoring like a little baby, I'll let the adrenaline settle just long enough to take pictures of your knocked-out ass and put them on the internets.







*Screeching Weasel

Casual Fridays: Summer $kins





Operation Reno, Bigfork, MN, summer '99 or '00???

7/22/10

lets all go to the art $how


F.R.E.S.H. @Altered Asthetics, Mpls, MN






Scion Video Installation @Pink Hobo Gallery, Mpls, MN




Bowman & DWitt's Gone Bye Bye @Nicademus Art, St.Pl, MN

7/21/10

The History of Punk-Part 2

Compiled from more old shit...

I did a quick weekend budget plan before leaving work on Friday. I somehow managed to squeeze "getting the new Bad Brains disc" onto my post-it note spreadsheet.

Me plus record store equals me spending more money than I should.

After all, they may have an old Cinderella, Bullet Boys or Britny Fox record.

Purple Rain is one of the reasons I live in Minneapolis.

What keeps me young? Punk rock, hip hop, bikes, art, "the kids." Sound familiar? Same broken record…over…and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…

I Spent 7th grade trying to figure out how to get in chicks' pants.

Youth culture and an unceasing pursuance of the good times. It's my burden. "It's my cross to bear." Perhaps it will lead to my eventual downfall. Perhaps it already has. Like the sticker says: "It's all good."


Mpls, MN, circa fall 2005

Totes Quotes 7/21/10

"She's got her boyfriend moving in 9 months after our divorce. He's such a doucher. My kids are gonna wake up listening to Nickleback now."

-Matt S.



Randumb$









7/20/10

Totes Quotes 7/20/10

Some sartorial advice for those on the prowl:

"When you're standing in front of the mirror, trying on outfits for the evening, it's best to do so with a drink in your hand. That way you'll see exactly what the ladies will see."
-Christian Lyter (AKA Anonymous)



Send your overheards, mini-musings, tidbits of advice, quirky email exchanges, etc. to Totes Quotes at bnb@hotdogdayz.com

reality doesn't mean a thing out here in candyland*



Recent found items.

*Screeching Weasel

Lake Lizard$











Lakes Hariet, Calhoun, Isles, Cedar & Brownie, Mpls, MN, 7/15/10