Is it just me, or is the idea of this year's Superbowl spew-inducing in nearly every aspect?  Seriously, the Superbowl is so gross it makes me want to superblow chunks just thinking about it.  What could be worse than having to watch the shit Packers (I think I'm gonna hurl) vs. The Rapist (oops, I just threw up in my mouth a little) broadcast live from what is arguably the worst state in the union (projectile vomit), with the Black Eyed Peas (got the liquid giggles) playing the halftime show?  And the acidic bile icing on this puke pile of a cake is that it's on Fox, which means Troy Aikman (praying to the Porcelain God) and Joe Buck (tossed my cookies again) will be calling the game (here come the dry heaves.) The only upside to this is I might loose a few pounds thanks to the ole' Tonsil Toss. #imwithpiven


  1. A little more than 140 characters but thats ok cuz it's funny. It is funny right?

  2. your a funny fucker.

  3. how about some new content and more often. :)