Dear HDD, The Morning After Is Basically My Whole Life

Dear HotDogDayz,

Back again for the very something time. The SATs and LSD. How did you grow up? Was it with a cock in your mouth and a needle in your arm? Not me. Close, but not as dire. No thanks to the H.

Take a girl out, she won't fuck you. You just bought her a gram of coke. Spent all your money on shitty coke. I'm not a loser! That's right, I'm not a loser!, I'm not a loser!

That's from The Descendents-"I'm Not A Loser." So is this..

Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos. You suck, and you buttfuck; you don't belong here. Go away, you fucking gay. I'm not a loser!

How did people ever get away with that shit? And these guys are beloved. It's all humor. I get it.

I don't buttfuck.  But I am a loser.

God, I hate this fucking desert. My dad's getting worse too. Keep up on that glorious path, you guys...

-Sugar Dunk

PS: here is a photographic Scene Report on the morning after a recent Tolleson cocaine blunt party.  (I was not invited, thankfully)...

Tolleson, AZ, 9/3/11

Send your stuff to bnb@hotdogdayz.com


  1. Good stuff as usual Steph.

  2. Good? I don't know about that.

  3. It is what it is, like it or not. Thanks.

  4. Close Buttfuck No CigarSeptember 9, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    I believe the correct lyric is "You suck Mr. Buttfuck" not "you suck and you buttfuck."

  5. @^^

    Looks like the Plymouth/Seattle fact-checkers are working today. But GREAT NAME though.

  6. System admin, why are you so obsessed with who posts on your blog?

  7. @Anon10:43

    You are "System Admin." Now knock it off already.