Scene Report: Prep Hoops, Apple Valley vs. Eastview
pic: MN Basketball Hub
We arrive at Apple Valley High School ten minutes before tip-off only to find out the game is sold out. Minnesota is a basketball state, no question. Fuck hockey. That will show us for thinking we can walk right into the 'burbs and do whatever the hell we want. We tried the old HDD press pass trick but to no avail. Fire codes and shit. On the flip side, we ate at a restaurant that we never have before, and subsequently probably never will again. It's a burger chain called Round Robin. Maybe you've heard of it. But oh boy is it ever mediocre. And everything you touch has this weird greasy film layer to it. I went to pick up the ketchup bottle and it was like trying to hang on to a jelly dong when you have too much lube on your hands. Not that I would know anything about that, but you know, I bet that's what this greasy ketchup bottle was akin too. Got home in time to catch the tail end of the game on this really amazing thing called the Internet.