Believe it or not there's people at my job that grub on this kind of shit everyday. They always be complaining about being poor and not having money for food. Fuck outta here! Fool, this garbage costs you muthafuckin' $2.75 or some shit. For a busted-ass hot dog? (Shoutout to HotDogDayz tho!) Go to Targhetto, buy a bag of frozen chicken breasts and a head of broccoli. You got good meals for days right there.
And can we talk about this coffee machine for a sec? I aint tryna get no fake-ass muthafuckin' vanilla cappuccino with extra sugar, extra flava, and extra creama out this messy-ass muthafucka! (Shit tastes hella good tho, aint gonna lie!)
Look at that mess right there. Apparently the shit is broke. Yet these dumbass bustas at my job be messin' with it all day. And we gots a nice-ass coffee pot in the break room, with good-ass S-Buckys all up in it. Fuck, I hate these muthafuckas at my job.
And 'nother thing homie, we work at Menards--your ass aint broke. Go get some decent food.
-Dallas (St. Louis Park, MN)
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