2/6/13

Dear HDD, Save Big Money

Hey,
Believe it or not there's people at my job that grub on this kind of shit everyday. They always be complaining about being poor and not having money for food. Fuck outta here! Fool, this garbage costs you muthafuckin' $2.75 or some shit. For a busted-ass hot dog? (Shoutout to HotDogDayz tho!) Go to Targhetto, buy a bag of frozen chicken breasts and a head of broccoli. You got good meals for days right there.
 




And can we talk about this coffee machine for a sec? I aint tryna get no fake-ass muthafuckin' vanilla cappuccino with extra sugar, extra flava, and extra creama out this messy-ass muthafucka!  (Shit tastes hella good tho, aint gonna lie!)
 



































Look at that mess right there. Apparently the shit is broke. Yet these dumbass bustas at my job be messin' with it all day. And we gots a nice-ass coffee pot in the break room, with good-ass S-Buckys all up in it. Fuck, I hate these muthafuckas at my job.




































And 'nother thing homie, we work at Menards--your ass aint broke. Go get some decent food.
-Dallas (St. Louis Park, MN)

Send your stuff to bnb@hotdogdayz.com

8 comments:

  1. So this is what passes as a blog post these days?

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  2. Not buying it.

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  3. I think "bullshit detector" missed the joke. This is what I used to like about this site back when they did more. These dudes take a simple picture of a vending machine and turn it into a something clever and funny. If it's fake or not, I don't care. (Unless Dallas from St. Louis Park is a real person, then I apologize.)

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    1. lolz i think you missed that there is no joke haha. it's just nathen up to his same old shit excepte now he is prolly 40 yr ole.

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    2. The scenario you're describing is common writing exercise. Take something (in this case a couple of photos) and make up a story around it. I guess poorly executed writing exercises pass for blog posts these days in your eyes, huh?

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  4. HOLY CRAP Former "Fling" is that you? If she^^ starts up again, I may have to come out of comment retirement. Viva la HDD!

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  5. Since it's apparently nostalgia day on HDD, the thing that I always like about this site was how crazy metta and self-referencial it was. For example all of these comments are probably from the same IP. You're going to tell me all of sudden out of nowhere there are a handful of comments and one of them happens to be Former "Fling." Come on now.

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    1. haha watevaz cleva you are prolly Nathen lol./

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