12/18/08

Oh, there you are





Dear BikeNewBlack, I guess the jokes on me

Dear BikeNewBlack,
I have a large collection of gay porn. Do you want to cum over and watch some with me?
-Ben

Dear Mr. Dover,
Clever choice of words. December doesn't look good. Let's schedule something for early next month.

Dear BikeNewBlack,
Do you collect anything?
-Curious Jorge

Dear George,
Besides gay porn, no.

Dear BikeNewBlack,
If you fall, I will catch you. I'll be waiting, time after time.
-Cyndi

Dear Ms. Lauper,
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me. Time after time.

Dear BikeNewBlack,
I'm a vampire. I want to suck your blood.
-Fang

Dear Fang,
Love the name. December doesn't look good. Let's schedule something for early next month.

12/17/08

Please tell me, where did you go?









If you insist on getting me gifts...

I mean I know it's Christmas and I have a birthday coming up and all that but really, its not necessary. I really don't need much. I guess if you're still not taking no for an answer then, gift certificates are always nice. Plus they are easy to mail, so if you must...book or record stores, Starbucks, Whole Foods or art supply stores. If your looking to get me more material items...a Clash tee shirt (size XL), a subscription to Maximum Rock-n-Roll or Thrasher magazines, Vans slip-ons (plain print, any color that's not ridiculous, size10), or ROH or PWG wrestling DVDs.