4/23/10

Casual Fridays: Don't you know, you're last year's youth *







Thrash Fest 4 or 5(?), Profile Music (rip), Mpls, MN, '03 or '04

*Menace

4/22/10

4/21/10

Gastro Non Grata 14 – Triple Rock/Hohenstein’s Appreciation Sensation


Gastro Non Grata 14 – Triple Rock/Hohenstein’s Appreciation Sensation
Sunday May 9th, Triple Rock Social Club, Doors at 6
$7 advance/ $10 at the door
gastronongrata.com

It’s been about four years since we started GNG and it’s probably time we started thanking all the people who help us try to break even . So this one’s for all our frieeends at Hohenstein’s Distributing and the Triple Rock Social Club. Without them, we’d have a pretty damn boring show.

As for libations, we’re giving craft brewers a break and moving into the world of Door Country Dutch Courage - Death’s Door Spirits is going to be on hand bringing mini-signature cocktails, moonshine stories and maybe a portrait of a rusty tractor in a field.

Our food guests won’t have to go far, the always inventive kitchen staff of the Triple Rock are hard at work in the lab creating vegan-friendly and vegan-unfriendly dishes that will definitely twist brains and make you smile non grata style.

For our musical guests, we’ve kept it in house – The Prairie Sons and Blood, Sweat and Beers both feature members of the Triple Rock Staff and American Penetration and Fiero feature employee’s of Hohenstein’s Dist.

As always, Northern Brewer will be on hand making and pouring gastrobrewDead Meat Door Prizes from Clancey’s Meat and Fish in Linden Hill’s will continue to be engaging, thought-provoking and useful.

Ticket sales will be limited to 250 people so there’s room for everyone to move around, drink samples, eat food and have a good time without having to push, so get your tickets before they’re gone.Tickets available from Triple Rock Online or from gastro constituents around town.

Sponsored by Metro Magazine, The Onion, Northern Brewer, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Heavy Table and Clancey’s

Gastro Non Grata is a labor of love brought to you by Craig Drehmel, Jeff Mitchell and Joe Belk.
-Craig Drehmel

4/20/10

R.I.P. Guru

Summer.
'89 or '90.
Yo-MTV Raps!
Doctor Dre and Ed Lover every day!
"These are the words I manifest."
HIP HOP HERO!
R.I.P.

4/14/10

Sweat-Soaked Blasts of Chaos

Thrash Fest 3, The Babylon Cafe (rip), Mpls, MN, 5/4/02.

Eight years later, it still ranks as one of my all-time fav shows eva. Lineup: Holding On, Caustic Christ, Tear It Up, Total Fury, Amde Petersen's Army, Vitamin X and 9 Shocks Terror. I found these pics last night...











4/9/10

Bombshell is like so totally the best thing ever

Not really, but she's def in the running; right up there with corndog quesadillas and jerkin'. I mean just look at this is court document making the rounds on the internets today. Amirite?...

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Casual Fridays: My, My, My!



4/6/10

Jesse James is the Tiger Woods of white people

And I thought Tiger Woods was a Nazi. Sheesh.

My sources (the internets [“Not a typo, Freshman Comp”]) tell me that everyone’s fav biker slut slash mediocre actress has the feminists in an uproar because she has yet to file for divorce.

My sources also say there is at least one, if not several, sex vids featuring Double J and maybe even Sorry Sandy herself, Hittin’ it Hitler Style©; and because of said vids, she won’t dump the dude, for fear that he will expose her as a Nazi Pound Rag©.



Of course she says there are no sex tapes and he says he’s not a Nazi.

(Dude claims he got “The Hat” as a gag gift from a Jew and that he’s even vacationed on a kibbutz, which, if you ask me, is the new “I have a black friend.”)

Who cares? I mean it’s going to be hard to top the sex scene from American History X, amirite? (Mmmm, Fairuza Balk.)

And Feminists, please calm down! Considering your nickname is FemiNazi, certainly you can see the irony in being pissed off about this.

I think the more important issue here is:

Is there already a band called Nazi Sex Party©?

Making White Power Whoopee©, no?

How about Hard-Ons for Hitler©?

Or Sig Heil Sex Tape©?

Okay, well then you heard it here first.

4/2/10

So Totes Mystic

From WMBs...



...New zine very soon, we promise...and an art series with lots of photo copied bullet belts...which I suppose is sort of almost exactly what the zine is like...

...In other news: babies taste good...


(Thanks for playing along, sweet Penelope.)

Casual Fridays: Melt