Fall Art Crawl @ B.A.G. Oct. 8-10

Hipsters of Size/Sports Sunday Ma$h-Up

Mpls, MN, 9/19/10

Last night JT, Fallon & The Roots gave me a boner

Besides the New York Shitty song at the end, this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Also, Timberlake man-crush is officially back on!



Hibbing, MN, June 2010

the feather and the hoof

Minneapolis, MN, Fall 2010

Bemidji, MN, Summer 2010


Blew Monday: Gun$

Rooster, Dundas, MN, fall, mid 00s

$hit gets wacky

Nashwauk, MN, July, 2010

Coming soon: MPLS BIKE HATE~BNB's Rules For Biking in the Mpls

The Lay$ of the Lands

Nashwauk, MN, July, 2010

Weekly Top Ten 9/20-26/10

Earl the Sweatshirt-EARL-DL
Domo Genesis-Rolling Papers-DL
Odd Future-Radical-DL
Pineda Tacos, Mpls, MN
MN Vikings defence
Adrian Peterson
Pho 79, Mpls, MN
MN Twins AL Central Division clinch!
Atmosphere-To All My Friends, Blood Makes The Blade Holy: the Atmosphere eps-CD


Casual Fridays: Let 'Er Rip

Northfield, MN, mid 00s


Hibbing, MN, July, 2010


Those Legendary Shack Shakers

400 Bar, Mpls, MN early-mid '00s

Photo Creeper$

Sometimes when you look back at pictures you've taken, you're smacked right in the face with a giant boner of harsh reality. That reality being that at one time not only were you a dick, but you were a super creepy dick. These two pics are from my take-pictures-of-women-eating-phallic-shaped-foods phase. Who knows what I was thinking; I was on some Larry Clarke shit or something.

I remember around this period sitting at table with this hot German girl from a nearby language camp at a party in Bemidji, MN, and she was all impressed with me because she thought I was an artist or whatever. That was until she asked me what I'd been working on lately.  "Ahhh, well, uhm, yeah, well ah, lately I've been inconspicuously taking photos of girls eating hotdogs and stuff." Yeah, she was not so impressed anymore.  Seeing as how the likelihood of having sex with her had dissipated, I decided to continue, "I think it's kind of, like, humorous.  I mean, to me, one of the funniest things you can do is to take a photo of a women fellating a ice cream cone when she least expects it."  I may as well have told her I was a Jew because I could see her repressed Nazi blood was now boiling. "I mean, that's true art, right?!" Well, she really let me have it, calling me (among other things that were said in German) a disgusting pig.  She shoved the table away from herself and tried to pour her beer on me but thankfully one of her friends stopped her.  At the time I couldn't understand why she got so upset.  I chalked it up to Nazis not having a sense of humor.

Anyway, being a little older now and looking back, I realize what a creeper move it was to take some of those pics.  For me it was honestly just about low-brow humor.  It wasn't like I derived any sexual pleasure from it.  I wasn't getting off for G's sake!  But I can see where ole Eva Braun was coming from that night in Bemidji.  The idea is pretty gross.  It's just too bad she didn't stick around long enough for me to explain to her that I ALWAYS GOT WRITTEN CONSENT.  Even though, technically, I didn't have to.


Tra$hy, Ya'll

Recent found items:

@39 St & Nokomis Ave, Mpls, MN

@Roosevelt High School, Mpls, MN

PS-Spoke cards are lame. Tattoos and strippers on the deck are awesome.

Blew Monday (Tuesday): Know$ How To Party

Mission Beach/Pacific Beach, San Diego, CA, 1999.

Weekly Top Ten 9/13-19/10

Taco Combo: tinga de pollo, carne asada, carnitas @Taqueria Los Ocampo, Mpls, MN
$2 Fish Tacos @The Ugly Mug, Mpls, MN
Nas & Damian Marley-Distant Relatives-CD
BBC Radio 1 presents-The Selector & The Specials Live in Concert-cassette
Minnesota Twins!
Dinger Dog @Target Field, Mpls, MN
Gossip Girl-on the CW
WWE-Night of Champions-PPV
Atmosphere-To All My Friends, Blood Makes The Blade Holy: the Atmosphere eps-CD


Casual Fridays: "Nathen"

Totes Quotes 9/17/10

You ever notice punk rock girls are either genuine nice people or else attention-seeking whores?
-Aaron Gallows

No, Aaron, that's girls in general. You happen to only hanging around punks. -Ed.

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Dear BNB, Lick It Up?

Dear BNB,
I think my boyfriend watches too much porn. I'm okay with him telling me his fantasies, but when they involve him fucking my sister and having me lick up the mess, I get a little creeped out. Is there anything I can do to get him to act more normal or am I just stuck with a disgusting pervert of a boyfriend?
- Get a Rag Already Perve, EW!

Show me a man that doesn't watch too much porn and I'll show you a liar or my step-father. Srsly, he's such a great guy, the dude doesn't do anything that could be seen as potentially harmful to someone else. The only time he's ever seen porn was when he found my brother and I's stash and hung it up on the kitchen fridge to teach us a lesson. Anyhoudini, it's completely natural for a man to want to bang his gf's sister. (Or her mom, for that matter, provided she's hot.) It's just one of those weird sexual conquest/taboo/compare & contrast thingys that make men both awesome and deplorable at the same time. As for him wanting you to gobble the leftovers, you shouldn't be a little creeped out, you should be A LOT creeped out. Although "normal" can mean one thing to you and something completely different to someone else, I think we can all agree that, conventionally speaking, that is not normal. Don't even bother trying to get this guy to act different. Nobody is ever "stuck" with someone in this day and age. That's just an excuse housewives used when they didn't want to get a job and support themselves. You should never, ever, ever have to deal with anything that makes you uncomfortable. So like, duh, dump the dude ASAP. Let him try his hand at finding someone that's into his shit, and eventually you'll find somebody that works for you.
(AKA King of Cardigans)

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$cene thing$