11/30/11

Coming Soon: Ashley's Thrash Zone


Hey Brohams and Brohamlettes,

I figured it's about time I contribute something, so the HDD powers that be and I have worked out a little plan here for a semi-regulus thing...ASHLEY'S THRASH ZONE!  (It won't always be cap-locked and exclamated.  I'm just really excited about it at the moment.)  I'll officially start next week, but in the meantime BNB wanted me to fill in the blanks on this questionaire for you...

My name is Ashley Marinelock but you can call me Ashley (or Smashley when I'm wasted.  But only when I'm wasted.  Otherwise it kind of pisses me off.)

I’m originally from Costa Mesa, CA but I currently live in Minneapolis, MN (Midtown.  Do people care about neighborhoods here?)  Yes. -Ed.

One of my greatest achievements so far is I ate tacos everyday for the month before I moved here.  Then on my first day here, my hamlette Andrea was like, "Oh, I know this really great place to get good tacos," and I ate them again. 

The things that make me tired are/is instrumental and/or prog rock and boys who can't make decisions.

The first thing I do in the morning is start the coffee and do ten pushups. 

The last thing before bed is a secret  Lame. -Ed.

People would say I dress like a boy but I  think of it more as only using the top two buttons of my plaids.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pizza shop owner and now I'm hocking Aldo's.

My mother always says I don't tell her what's going on with me.

So that's me I suppose.  I'll be back next week talking thrash and thrash-related biz with the first installment of...Ashley's Thrash Zone.  (See, no caps or exclamation point.  It's already lost some of it's luster I guess.)

-Ashley

We are looking for new contributors.  Send your idea or whatevs to bnb@hotdogdayz.com to get the ball rolling.  You too could be a superstar blogger zinester scenester.  Make it happen!

11/29/11

"Academics" Just Now Figuring Out Sex Pistols Rule, Beatles Suck

Rotten's Sex Pistols-era graffiti "may be of more significance than the discovery of early Beatles recordings."

Yeah, no shit.

Sorry Mom, sorry Dad, but the Beatles fucking sucked.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

11/28/11

11/25/11

Black (Metal) Friday '11

--+ shop 'you drop +--

--+ retail 'em all. let gawd sort 'em out +--





photos: Nashwauk, MN, 11/23/11


11/23/11

health i$ wealth


Seward Cafe, Mpls, MN, 11/18/11

11/22/11

oh, them lumberjacks

Bemidji vs. Mankato West, Mall of America Field, Mpls, MN, 11/18/11

11/21/11

One Minute Reviews: Action Bronson-Dr. Lecter

One Minute Reviews
By Nathan G. O'Brien exclusively for HotDogDayz

Action Bronson-Dr. Lecter
I must admit I'm late as hell on Action Bronson.  I don't recall exactly the first time I heard about him, but I didn't check it for reals until I read that Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire considers him a contemporary.  Action has since quickly become one of my favorite MCs.  While his cadence is oddly familiar to that of a one Ghostface Killa, skills-wize I would argue that he is actually superior. He moves effortlessly through a variety (albeit a small scope) of subject matter (some of which, just happen to be my favorite things)--pro-wrestling, weed-smoking, sports, the streets, and food.  Hella, hella food.  Dude makes me straight hungry.  I highly recommend Dr. Lecter...unless you're on a diet.  On "Ronnie Coleman" he addresses his obvious (over) eating disorder, "Lock the refrigerator/there's no controlling me/steak and chocolate got their motherfucking hold on me."  And he's got punchlines galore.  Example: "Never mess with the blanco/and that's word to O.J.'s Bronco."  Producer Tommy Mass--who is known mostly for his work with hipster-hoppers Team Facelift--created a backdrop consisting primarily of breakbeat loops.  It's a very 90's New York vibe going on here.  Usually I don't like it when rappers release multiple records in a year but I'm looking forward to seeing how this holds against Bronson's upcoming collabo album with Statik Selektah later this month.  (Ed Note: it drops tomorrow!)

11/20/11

Totes Quotes 11/20/11

Friday night my son was loungin' with some of his homies over north.  When I texted him to make sure he wasn't gettin' in no trouble, he sent this pic message back...

"Nah chillin.  We on that Friday night hiphop diet."






















Sorry, some things are just too cute not to share.  Proud papa!
-Piru B.

Send your overheards, mini-musings, tidbits of advice, quirky txt msgs/emails and totally quotables to Totes Quotes at bnb@hotdogdayz.com

11/17/11

Totes Quotes 11/17/11

"Tonight I'm going to get gnarly with my twat out."
-Jojo

























-Ole Shaky Hands

Send your overheards, mini-musings, tidbits of advice, quirky emails/txt msgs and totally quotables to Totes Quotes at bnb@hotdogdayz.com

11/16/11

AMOEBA

Mpls-StPl, MN, Oct-Nov-'11

11/14/11

Record Review: Pete Rock & Smif n Wessun-Monumental

Pete Rock & Smif-n-Wessun-Monumental (Duckdown)
By Nathan G. O'Brien on Scene Point Blank

Monumental is, in a larger sense, a tribute to a true craft. Hip-hop has existed in some form or another for nearly forty years now. But the era that true heads speak most fondly of is the mid ‘80s to the mid ‘90s. The Golden Age, if you will, was perhaps the most important time in the development of hip-hop. The ‘80s were about exploration and diversity, and the ‘90s…well, shit just got hard. Sure hip-hop has made strong moves in terms of popularity in the ‘00s and the ‘00-teens, but the focus has shifted from being skill-driven to more personality-driven. So it’s exciting when an album like Monumental comes along that celebrates the original aesthetic of hip-hop laid forth in those early years.  ...Read entire review after the jump.

11/11/11

Mpls D.I.D. not

Downtown has had a sweep for a minute now. According to Downtown Improvement District there has been 12,453 graffiti removals to date. Although, the clean (as in, no garbage) streets are cool and the D.I.D. street peeps are about the nicest folks you could ever meet, I still miss the days I flicked tags and stickers and shit on my way to work everyday. Even though these are on buildings, which is private property, which I have mixed feelings about, it's still nice to see something downtown again...


Mpls, MN, 11/11/11

11/10/11

One Minute Reviews: Black Monolith-Demo EP

One Minute Reviews
By Nathan G. O'Brien exclusively for HotDogDayz

Black Monolith-Demo EP
The tags on Black Monolith's Bandcamp page say "black metal, crust, d-beat, hardcore, California."  Which, aside from California (because there is really no way of telling that by listening to them) and the not capitalizing of the D in D-beat, is exactly how I would have described them.  I mean, they are not black metal in a kill-your-friend-and-wear-a-necklace-made-of-parts-of-his-skull way, nor are they crust in a adopt-a-dog-and-force-him-into-living-a-life-of-train-hopping-and-not-being-fed way, but they are incorporating all of said tagged genres. And it's pretty rad how they shift between them within' a single song.  The first track "Abandon Heart" is raging D-beat hardcore until exactly half-way through, at which point it switches to black metal-esque guitar shredding.  For fans of Wolfbrigade, Tragedy, Skitysystem, etc., as well as blackened crust like Martyrdod or Dodsdomd.  Available for free download.           

11/8/11

One Minute Reviews: DJ Quik-The Book of David

One Minute Reviews
By Nathan G. O'Brien exclusively for HotDogDayz

DJ Quik-The Book of David
This is the umpteenth release by veteran Westcoast MC and producer DJ Quik. Aside from his underwhelming '09 collabo with Kurupt, I am not familiar with anything he's done since his debut Quik is the Name. That was back when I was a Northwoods wigga obsessed with anything coming out of Compton with a Raiders or Kings cap and a large rope chain.  (Arabian Prince, anyone?)  That being said, he sounds pretty much like I remember him.  His production is super slick G-funk, heavy on keys and bass; and his voice still sounds like an eager youngin'.  Detroit rapper Gift turns in nice guest spots on both "Luv of my Life" and "Hydromatic."  Ice Cube shows up on "Boogie Till You Conk Out", which is nice simply because it is Cube and Quik together in 2011.  "Across the Map", featuring Bizzy Bone and one of the reigning kings of guest-spot appearances-Bun B, is far and away the best song on the album.  It has a heavy synth buzz, over which the Trill OG spits, "I'm rollin' with the homie DJ Quik, and if you don't like that you can suck my DJ dick."  At a whopping seventeen songs, David is way too ambitious. You can easily weed it down to six or seven good ones that you would actually put on your iPod.