12/15/15

The Best Reissues, Comps, Mixes, Etc. of 2015

By Nathan G. O'Brien

Hey Jabronis, here's a list of my favorite reissues, compilations, mixes, and the all-encompassing etc. from the past 12 months. Basically this is the catchall of everything that isn't covered on the punk/HC, rap/hip-hop, cassettes, and best albums lists that have been posted or will be soon. I'm blurbing these out and adding links as I have time, so check back often, as content will likely change several times in the coming days.

UPDATE: Scene Point Blank is now running this as part of their year-end feature 2015: A Year in Review.

A Cat Called Fritz - Nowadays (mixtape)
Fritz reworks classic rap songs and mixes in some new stuff and some exclusive beats. Perfect to throw in the earbuds for both mowing the lawn and sipping the cold ones afterwards.
Agnostic Front - No One Rules LP (Radio Raheem)
First official vinyl release of these 30 some tracks spanning two different demo sessions; from before the United Blood 7" and before the Victim In Pain LP. Plus a ginormous book filled with flyers, photos, stories, and other ephemera; including AF playing in a cave!

Anaszi / Survival - Communion split LP (Self-Released)
Vinyl reissue of the 2013 cassette-only split between these two primitive, gothic, cold-wave-ish punk bands.
Bahnhof -  February 82 7" (No Plan)
Sing-a-long punk from Milan, Italy. They began 1979 and ended 1984 after the singer had a motorcycle accident. All that was left behind was a famed four song cassette, which has finally seen the light of day on vinyl and, holy shit, does it ever sound incredible.


Bikini Kill - Revolution Girl Style Now LP (Bikini Kill)
Vinyl reissue of the original 1991 demo tape plus three unreleased tracks.
Brycon Games - The Adventures of Whoopin Crane, parts 1-3 CD (Megakut)
8-bit madness from Bay Area producer Brycon.


Cal & The Calories - Greatest Asses cassette (Lumpy)
It's been said that Cal & The Calories is just stuff that Martin thinks is too poppy to be considered as Lumpy & The Dumpers. And while that may be true, only the discerning ear would ever notice. I happen to own a set of those there discerning ears, and yeah, I get it. Well anyway, this is everything done under the Cal moniker complied one one side of a cassette.

DJ Food - Solid Steel Radio Show 11/12/15: DJ Food vs. The Rammellzee (mix)
"For the past weeks I've been reading, watching, listening, writing and building The Rammellzee and his mythos have become an unhealthy obsession." This is Kevin Foakes (AKA DJ Food) in an article he wrote for The Quietus back in December, titled "The Rammellzee: From Beat Bop To Cosmic Flush on The Quietus." This mix is the result of said obsession.

DJ Gravy & DJ Corey Chase - Double Barrel: Reggae Samples & Hip-Hop Classics (mixtape)
Chase & Gravy explore the longstanding association between reggae and hip-hop; joining together definitive rap tracks with the very same reggae songs that were sampled.
DJ Qbert - JellyFishLazerFace (mixtape)
Qbert describes this mixtape—a recapitulation of his Extraterrestrium: The Guided Space Tour album—as “an odyssey of future bass music." It’s a dope mix that places ultramodern hip-hop production from the likes of El-P alongside post-dubstep and other subbed-out sounds with Qbert’s trademark turntablism leading the way.

DJ Rhude - Naz: The Flyest Essence (mixtape)
Despite their numerous collaborations Nas and AZ have never collaborated on a full-length album. So DJ Rhude made one for us.
DJ Wicked - The Wicked Takeover on MHz 11/1/15: 1995 Hip-Hop Special (mix)
If you've never heard Wicked's themed "takeover" shows on KZSU's MHz you're sleeping. (Do yourself a favor and peep his "420/Weed Smokers Special" shows.) This one celebrates the year '95 in rap music; comprised primarily of deep cuts and B-sides and all off of vinyl. Twenty years later and this stuff still sounds ill.

Eli Escobar - Live At Brooklyn Museum 4/2/15: Basquiat "Unknown Notebooks" Opening (mix)
I freak out every time a DJ drops Liquid Liquid's "Cavern" in the mix, as Escobar does in his set for the latest Basquiat art show. In addition, he spins era-appropriate party atmosphere-enhancing tracks from The Clash, Madonna, Grace Jones, Blondie, the B-52's, and many more.

Iron Boots - Complete Discography LP (Grave Mistake)
This discography LP is rad if you're in the mood for a mid-'00s NYHC/skinhead/mosh worship with glam metal guitar leads revival thing.
JD Twitch - NTS Radio 10/30/15: Post-Punk Special (mix)

Minneapolis Uranium Club - Human Exploration 12" EP (Fashionable Activism)

Miss Red - Murder (mixtape)

Shout Out New York & United Crates - Ol' Dirty Bastards: ODB Sides (mixtape)

Sun Ra & His Arkestra - Those of Earth…And Other Worlds 2xLP (Strut)

Useless Eaters - Singles: 2011-2014 CD (Slovenly)

Various Artists - Bughouse, vol.1 mixtape cassette (Not Normal)

Various Artists - Coalmine Records presents: Reminded (Mixed by DJ Revolution) (Coalmine)

Various Artists - Lumpy Mix, vol.2 mixtape cassette (Lumpy)

Various Artists - Next Stop Soweto, vol.4 2xLP (Strut)

Various Artists - Trevor Jackson presents: Science Fiction Dancehall Classics 3xLP (On-U Sound)

Vexx - Live cassette (Perennial)

Wasted Talent - Ready to Riot LP (Going Underground)
Unearthed punk rock from State College, PA circa 1981-1983 compiled on vinyl for the first time.

Wiki - Lil Me (mixtape)

12/14/15

The Best Cassettes of 2015 LIST ONLY


By Nathan G. O'Brien
Hey humanoids, what a year for the cassette tape, right? I mean, does it get any trendier? I'm no great philosopher (or even a mathematician) but by my estimation, aside from the trendiness, there are three reasons tapes exist in the year 2015.

A) they're cheap to produce. This makes it really easy for DIY punk and hardcore bands to get stuff out quickly, rather than wait on vinyl pressings that won't come out until after the band has broken up. B) old-school-minded rap fans love them because we love anything about rap that's archaic because we are stuck in the past. (But, I might add, not for lack of reason.) C) they're perfect for the bedroom producer, one-man band, zine-making weirdo types who want to create something--often times a mixtape or an annoyingly long noise composition--that's inexpensive and more aesthetically pleasing to the eyes than the dreaded CD-R.

Anyway, here's a list of my favorite tapes from the past 12 months. A narrowed, blurb-y edition should arrive any day now, but for the moment it's literally just a list.

UPDATE: You can now read the feature over at Tuff Gnarl.

Blank Bodies - Demo (Self-Released)

Cal & the Calories - Greatest Asses (Lumpy)

Chain Hex - Bleeder b/w Don't Follow (Neighborhood Watch)

Chain Hex - Demo (Neighborhood Watch)

Chain Hex - Promo (Neighborhood Watch)

Chain Hex - Self-Titled (Neighborhood Watch)

Concealed Blade - Tour Tape 2015 (Self-Released)

Corrective Measures - Demo (Mosher's Delight)

Dregs - Demo (Muscle Horse)

Facility Men - Demo/Futility Men (Black Dots)

Firewalker - Demo (Failure)

G.L.O.S.S. - Demo (Not Normal)

Grand Invincible - Menace Mode (Megakut)

ISS - Self-Titled (Loki, 2015)

Kaleidoscope - Demo (2015)

Lightbulb & DJ Eons One - Lightbulb vs. The Crate Goblins (Megakut)

Love Canal - Enter the Love Canal (Black Dots)

Mad Existence - Demo (Ten Feet Tall)

Mommy - Demo (Electric Assault)

Mozart - The Tick (Self-Released)

MurkSauce - Unleaded:The Prelims (Megakut)

NiƩgalo Todo - Absurdo Escepticismo Superficial (Self-Released)

Night Shank - Demo (Self-Released)

Silent Lunch - Self-Titled (Self-Released)

Sonic Order - Demo (Self-Released)

The Valenteens - Fuzzed Out Tone For the Painfully Alone (Hip Kid)

Total Dicks - Demo (High Fashion Industries)

True Vision - Demo (Mind Rot)

Utah Jazz - Ivory Wave (Black Dots)

UV-TV - Demo (High Fashion Industries)

Various Artists - Bughouse Mix, vol. 1 (Not Normal)

Various Artists - Lumpy Mix, vol. 2 (Lumpy)

Vexx - Live (Perennial)

Video Duct - Anti Human Hate (High Fashion Industries)

Worse - Demo (Self-Released)

Click here to read my previous Best of 2015 coverage.

12/13/15

HDD Radio #35: A Feel Good Mixtape About Feeling Bad


Hey friends, here's a mix of tunes. Some of it speaks to current events that are bumming everyone out, and some of it is just about feeling good and having fun. Hope you dig it. If you want to talk to me about, well, anything you can email me at thee.n.o.b at gmail or find me on Twitter at @OMG_NOB. As always, thanks for listening.

Tracklist:
Ice Cube – We Had to Tear This Muthafucka Up
Dr. Dre - Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat
Kool G Rap – Take ‘Em to War (feat B1 & MF Grimm)
Dr. Dre – Big Ego’s (feat Hittman)
Ice Cube – Dead Homiez
Freestyle – Don’t Stop the Rock
Grace Jones – Nipple to the Bottle
Tom Tom Club – Genius of Love
Cavern – Liquid Liquid
Blondie – Rapture
Romeo Void – Never Say Never

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12/10/15

The Best Punk & Hardcore Records of 2015

Vexx live, Brooklyn, 2015 by Jaime Salazar
www.jaimesalazar.com
By Nathan G. O'Brien

Hey freaks 'n' geeks, here's a list of my favorite punk and HC records of the past year, narrowed down from about a million to roughly 35. A couple of things to keep in mind: No cassettes or reissues are on this list, so before you go screaming about where G.L.O.S.S. and Uranium Club are at take a breather and relax. Cassettes and reissues are separate lists that I'll be putting up soon (along with rap and best overall albums.) And trust me, both those bands are covered. Also, this is not a ranked list; it's alphabetical by band name. Rankings a total bullshit anyway. I do my best to listen to as much as I can, but it's impossible to hear it all. While you may think there are some glaring omissions, it could be that I actually never heard it. So please chill before attacking me. If you've chilled and still feel like attacking me, then by all means, be my guest. If I missed something I'd love to hear about it. Hit me on Twitter at @OMG_NOB, email me at thee.n.o.b at gmail, or leave a comment below. As always, thanks for checking it out!

UPDATE: Scene Point Blank is now running this as part of their year-end feature 2015: A Year in Review.

Acousma - 2nd 7" (High Fashion Industries)
Eerie, punishing, and sneakily groovy all at the same time. Hardcore with a couple of sweet guitar solos right when you're not expecting them. From Canada.




Ajax - Self-Titled 7" (Static Shock)
New Yorkers playing tough as motherfucking shit hardcore. Imagine Scandinavia meeting Boston in the pit where nobody walks away unscathed.




Barcelona - Extremo Nihilismo en Barcelona 12" EP (La Vida Es Un Mus Discos Punk)
Malicious hardcore from Spain. So goddamn great you'll want to puke. Read my review here.



Black Panties - Future 7" (Windian), Prophet of Hate b/w Violence (Total Punk), Self-Titled 7" (Lumpy)
One man garage-y, weirdo, psych-out skeeze punk from St. Louis. Lumpy-affiliated so you know it's got that slime all over it. Each of these three releases are different explorations of sound, but all equally as great.


Blazing Eye - Self-Titled 7" (La Vida Es Un Mus Discos Punk)
Rhythmic, dance-able, darkened D-beat from Los Angeles. Read my review here.





Boilerman - Self-Titled 10", Doing Great 7" (86'd)
Trio of solid dudes outta Chicago. Both releases are awesome in their own way. The 10" is a little more urgent and grungy, while the 7" is in line with the pop-punk proto-emo sound of the early-to-mid-'90s.




Broken Prayer - Misanthropocentric A.K.A. Droid's Blood LP (Sorry State)
Another can't miss boundary-bending album from these Chicago strange-oid punks. Difficult to describe but I did my best to do so here.





Busted Outlook - Spitting Wind 7" (Warthog Speak)
Don't be fooled by the fairly standard sXe sports lettering logo. Pretty badass, especially due to the vocals and the sick crossover/metal parts. I bet these dudes wear shorts on stage. From San Fran.




Concealed Blade - Demo 7" (Beach Impediment)
Hardcore from Pittsburgh. '80s as all hell. Vocalist is a mean-sounding motherscratcher. Awesome axe work too. And what a great band name, amirite? Try not to get shanked while listening to it.




Dawn of Humans - Slurping at the Cosmos Spine LP (Toxic State)
Queasy, rhythmic sounds from NYC that challenges the notion of "punk." I get a little sick to my stomach every time I listen to it. In a good way though. Super trendy right now but not for lack of reason. 




Decades/Failures - Goodbye LP (Dead Tank)
Outstanding gothic, dark, synth-punk made by one, or maybe two guys (I should probably check on that) that live in sunny Florida. I was playing this for my 60-something year-old dad who had this to say: "Why would anyone celebrate such deliberate sadness?"


Diat - Positive Energy LP (Iron Lung)
The first time I listened to this I did so as I often do: laying on the floor in front of the stereo, with headphones on, and my eyes closed. My wife said it looked like I was having an orgasm. There's so many bands doing post-punk now that when you come across the really good stuff it's hard not ruin your undies. Surprising too that they're from Germany, which is something I'd normally hold against a group of white dudes.

Disgusti - A Thousand Prickly Needles 7" (High Fashion Industries)
Snotty punk/HC with a touch of grind tossed in for good measure. I mean, I don't know if that's a thing people normally do—toss a touch of grind in for good measure—but apparently they do in Ontario. If this was just a little bit faster and unintelligible it might be called powerviolence, maybe, but not for certain.



Ex-Cult - Cigarette Machine 12" EP (Castle Face)
Garage-y, post-punk-y stuff dripping with attitude. For the nihilistic, malnourished, cig-smoking, no shirt under a leather jacket contingent. From Memphis and featuring a singer that's kinda famous for being in some bands and writing some stuff.



Fatigue - Self-Titled 7" (Warthog Speaks)
Baldy hardcore outta San Fran. Oi! song structures done with a little more speed and less melody than what the term normally implies. One of those bands that could play to both the HC matinee crowd and the drunk skinheads.




Gay Kiss - Preservation Measures LP (Sorry State)
A violent ripper, front to back from this Phoenix quartet. Closes out with, of all things, a Nine Inch Nails cover. And a damn fine one at that. Read my review here.





Institute - Catharsis LP (Sacred Bones)
Anarcho post-punk, Krautrock, psychedelic proto-punk, and other far-out sounds. This is the first official full-length for these Austin regulars. Certainly you've heard of them by now. And if not, well get on it while they're still cool. They're only a few melodic numbers away from being massively well-liked by the H-word set.



Ivy - A Cat's Cause, No Dog's Problem 7" (Katorga Works)
Spastic, heavy, garage-leaning punk. Final output from this already deceased NYC band. Read my review here.





L.O.T.I.O.N. - Digital Control and Man's Obsolescence LP (Toxic State)
Imagine a punk heckling the band from the audience. "Where's the drummer?” He'd yell. The singer screams back from the stage, "We don't need a drummer. THIS IS THE FUTURE!" Well this is indeed the future and it sounds incredible. Goodbye Humans.



La Misma - Kanizadi LP (Toxic State)
Intoxicating punk via a quartet of New York women. Allure furthered by all-Portuguese lyrics. If you had told me this was recorded in 1983 I’d have no choice not to believe you. You’ll cry when you listen to it because you know you’ll never hear something this good again.



Mind Control - Self-Titled 7" (Forward)
Slime-core from Duluth. Gives you same uneasy feeling as going to the dentist first thing in the morning and then having that creepy grainy cement paste flavor stuck in your mouth all day.




No - Treating People Like They Don't Exist 12" EP (La Vida Es Un Mus Discos Punk)
Loud fast rules crew from London. Unique in a way that's hard to put into words. I think due to the guitars. Very angry. Whenever I listen to this on my bike I get wherever I'm going like twice as fast.



Red Death - Permanent Exile LP (Grave Mistake)
The debut album from a four-pack of DC dudes. Pop quiz: Did you like Sick Of It All when they weren't a caricature of themselves? Did you like Corrosion of Conformity before they went all Southern-fried metal on your ass? Do you have a worn out copy of AC/DC's '74 Jailbreak somewhere on the floor of your car under all the empty bags of Chili Cheese Fritos and Slim Jim wrappers? Do you sometimes wear long underwear under a pair of shorts? If you answered yes to any of these questions you'll love this.

Rixe - Coups Et Blessures 7" (La Vida Es En Mus Discos Punk)
You might think you don't like Oi! but then you find yourself fist-pumping to this French slab o' wax and you're like, oh shit I think I like Oi! now. Read my review here.




Snob - 2nd EP 7" (Self-Released)
Too good. Should be illegal to be this good. London hardcore punkers who happen to have one of the finest vocalists in all the punk land. And that guitar and bass tone, well, shit, wow, it's out of this world.




Society Abuse - Self-Titled 7" (Mind Rot)
Blazing USHC from somewhere in Florida. I'm in love with the tough but dejected vocals. Some nice D-beat and drone subtleties lying underneath too.





Straight Razor - Self-Titled 7" (React)
Pissed-off mid-paced USHC, ripe with blistering riffs, a beefy rhythm section, and Brendan Radigan’s signature snarl. I wonder who would win in a knife fight between these guys and Concealed Blade?




Vaaska - Todos Contra Todos LP (Beach Impediment)
This Austin-based band's versatility is really impressive. D-beat is at the core but surrounding that is a whole load of scorching axe work, agile drumming, and rock ‘n’ roll attitude. Read my review here.




Vexx - Give and Take 7" (Katorga Works)
A bit of a stylistic leap from their previous work; more Imaginative and dynamic song structures this time around. Heightened by Maryjane’s vocal dexterity; both haunting and commanding. From Olympia and they have that lovely PNW fragrance all over them.




The Warden - Self-Titled 7" (Lumpy)
Rock ‘n’ roll-infused hardcore from St. Louis. Super sweet breakdowns and scream-y speed parts that somehow manage to avoid the dreaded metal trap.

12/1/15

HDD Radio #34: KRS-One, Heady Shit, New Punk/HC, Zine Details, etc.


Hey punks, rap kids, ballers, shot callers, urban lumberjacks, subculture photographers, normies, and posers! Welcome to another episode of the best radio show not on the radio. This time around I spin a variety of tuneage for all you greaseballs and neck-snappers to freak out on: KRS-One, some heady groove shiz, and a hefty helping of new punk & hardcore. I messed up a little when running down the tracklist on the last part but that's to be expected now isn't it? If you need to get it straight, I've listed every song I played below. (UPDATE: the main fuckup is when I totally forgot to mention the last song by Video Duct, and instead incorrectly said it was Total Dicks, which was the one before that, which means the whole punk/HC set is off by one track. Fuck me!) In news, the new zine is out! The Soda Killers no. 10 is a punk, rap, and graffiti fanzine and is totally free. All you have to do is hit me up on Twitter at @OMG_NOB (I always follow back) or email me at thee.n.o.b at gmail.



Tracklist 
Boogie Down Productions – Word From Our Sponsors
KRS-One – 2nd Quarter: Freethrows
KRS-One – Ah-Yeah
KRS-One – Forever (feat. Channel Live)
Boogie Down Productions – Stop The Violence
Yusef Lateef – Slippin’ & Sliddin’
Shirley Horn – Big City
1-Speed Bike – Why Are All the Dogs Dying of Cancer?
Beat Pharmacy – In The Sun
Lee “Scratch” Perry & Mad Professor – Dancing Boots
The Clash – Ghetto Defender
Institute – Cheerlessness
Cadaver Em Transe – Estrada Para Fes
Acousma – A Holy Tradition
Ajax – Priced
Chain Hex – ???
Concealed Blade – Don’t Get Caught
Disgusti – A Thousand Prickly Needles
Mozart – Boringer
Niegalo Todo – Vamanos a la Verga
Sonic Order – Apathy Breeds
Sunshine Ward – Surrender
Total Dicks – Overdraft
Video Duct – Channel 7

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11/30/15

Record Review: Mercy Killings - Snuffed Out 7"


Mercy Killings - Snuffed Out 7" (Beach Impediment)
By Nathan G. O'Brien for Scene Point Blank

This is the second 7” from this new-ish congruence of Richmond, VA old-timers. The band flexes a pedigree that includes Wasted Time, Government Warning, Direct Control and a whole bunch of others. Eight minutes in total of bulldozer USHC in the most straightforward sense. No fucking about whatsoever; just head down, get the fuck out of the way hardcore punk. As predicted, there are some pretty blazing albeit brief guitar leads, a few moshy breakdowns, and vocals that are appropriately gruff and angry. I’ve been listening to this for several months now but can’t seem to come up with more words to describe it other than the few I just used. I wish I could tell you that this was unlike anything you’ve ever heard before but truth is if you’re into this punk shit then you own a million EPs just like this one. That doesn’t mean it’s terrible—and to be clear, it’s not—but it probably won’t be making many of those year-end best-of lists that us stupid record reviewers love to throw into the black hole that is internet-based music criticism. The way I see it a band like this has two options: churn out a few more short punch-packing releases like this and then call it quits, or, choose to deviate from the script a bit and craft some songs that will keep listeners engaged for the duration of an LP. I’d hope for the latter, but can live with the former. It is hardcore after all. And sometimes that’s all that matters.

Originally posted here.

11/22/15

HDD Radio #33.5: Weekend Mixtape


Hey, so long story short, episode no.34 is all set to go but can't be uploaded until the first of the month due to file size issues. In the meantime, here's a mixtape I assembled over the weekend. I'm calling this one episode no.33 and a half. It's a little different from the stuff I normally spin on this show but I'm confident you'll dig it. Shoot me an email (thee.n.o.b at gmail) if you want a copy of my new zine. And follow me on Twitter at @OMG_NOB. I always follow back, provided you're not a robot or a total asshole. Peace!



Tracklist: 
Better Daze – Stay Right Here
1-Speed Bike – Circle-Fighting Machine
Lee “Scratch” Perry – Thunder & Lightning
Supatone – Yorulamento
Banco de Gaia – Harvey & the Old Ones
Mabi Thobejane – Sidudla (Gus Gus Mix)
LCD Soundsystem – Thrills
Brycon Games – No Puppets
Skream – 8 Bit Crazy (feat Murs)
Mick Harris - ???
Afu-Ra & Jeru the Damaja – East New York Stamp
Black Nights – Zip Code
Lordz of Brooklyn - ???
Everlast – Some Nights
Sweet Tee & Jazzy Joyce – It’s My Beat
Ultramagnetic MCs – Ego Trippin’

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11/13/15

The Soda Killers #10 OUT NOW~!


THE SODA KILLERS//PUNK, RAP & GRAFFITI FANZINE//ISSUE #10 

This thing just dropped. Tons of graffiti flicks, music reviews, scene reports, record store reviews, and burrito reviews. Yes, you read that right - BURRITO REVIEWS. 

Half-size, 32 pages front-to-back, photocopied, DIY as fuck.

All words by Nathan G. O'Brien. All photos by Rafe O'Brien. The Brothers O'Brien, ya heard!

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11/12/15

Record Review: Pontius Pirate - Pterodactyl Island LP


Pontius Pirate - Pterodactyl Island LP (Backwoods Butcher, 2015)
By Nathan G. O'Brien for Scene Point Blank

Every so often I go through a phase where I’m listening to a lot of pre-Independent Wormhole Saloon era Butthole Surfers. Such was the case when this 17-song slab-o-wax landed in my mailbox via Food Fortunata, the genius behind Ear of Corn fanzine. I promptly ripped this to MP3s so that I could listen to it while riding my bicycle. Wouldn’t you know it, it popped on one day and I was like, cool, Butthole Surfers, that should get me a few extra miles. A couple songs into it and I was like, wait, what is this again? Turns out it’s a trio of dudes—Poopy Necroponde, Teeth Aquariums and Food himself—known collectively as Pontius Pirate.

This is quite good; growing on me with each listen. Much like Pestilent Endeavors there’s a heavy dose of humor in the lyricism. And lot of the time the song lyrics are just straight-up narrations with little regard for the longstanding tradition of making sure the words rhyme. Other times the words rhyme but make absolutely no sense. Take the song “Wise Man” for instance: “I somehow caught AIDS from a pork chop and made my dad giggle and twitch but only Pete Marovich can get away with calling me a son of a bitch.”

They also clown on black metal with the song “What Would Black Metal Do?” which I love because, with the exception of maybe two bands, contemporary black metal is pretty goddamn boring.

Originally posted here.